Hunlistpanstipstragbigwik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty eagle.

Hunlistpanstipstragbigwik created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hunlistpanstipstragbigwik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hunlistpanstipstragbigwik, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hunlistpanstipstragbigwik's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hunlistpanstipstragbigwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.