Nellyarlkam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, astonishing owl.

Nellyarlkam created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellyarlkam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nellyarlkam, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nellyarlkam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nellyarlkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Nellyarlkam loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.