Joprawrull is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless weasel.

Joprawrull created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Joprawrull, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Joprawrull, she will remove you from existence.

Joprawrull's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Joprawrull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Joprawrull in the centre of the settlement.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.