Pogmisgil Rakdudfat Flissitgut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud turtle.

Pogmisgil Rakdudfat Flissitgut created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Pogmisgil Rakdudfat Flissitgut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pogmisgil Rakdudfat Flissitgut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Pogmisgil Rakdudfat Flissitgut's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pogmisgil Rakdudfat Flissitgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green shirts.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pogmisgil Rakdudfat Flissitgut.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogmisgil Rakdudfat Flissitgut.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Never think about comets.