Mismonril is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing grasshopper.

Mismonril created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Mismonril, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mismonril, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Mismonril's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Mismonril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Mismonril in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.