Milrigjig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful chinchilla.

Milrigjig created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milrigjig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milrigjig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Milrigjig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Milrigjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Hide from pink snakes for they are unholy.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.