Cibmabhot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic pig.

Cibmabhot created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibmabhot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibmabhot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cibmabhot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cibmabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cibmabhot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.