Ciddidsand is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, grumpy sheep.

Ciddidsand created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ciddidsand, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ciddidsand, he will remove you from existence.

Ciddidsand's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ciddidsand's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never sit near tapirs.