Lunvinvid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ill-tempered rhinoceros.

Lunvinvid created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunvinvid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lunvinvid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Lunvinvid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Lunvinvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not covet oxen.