Linwapsand is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy bird.

Linwapsand created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linwapsand, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Linwapsand, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Linwapsand's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Linwapsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Linwapsand in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.