Nadsandpit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, flying goat.

Nadsandpit created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadsandpit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nadsandpit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nadsandpit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nadsandpit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help squirrels.