Mumsanveen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, impressive dingo.

Mumsanveen created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Mumsanveen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mumsanveen, he will turn you into a rock.

Mumsanveen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mumsanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Run away from magenta ants, for they are unholy.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.