Bancatgep is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy badger.

Bancatgep created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bancatgep, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bancatgep, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bancatgep's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bancatgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never talk about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing black ear rings.