Vidflagran is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying grasshopper.

Vidflagran created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidflagran, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vidflagran, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vidflagran's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vidflagran's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Vidflagran must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.