Bimvennib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful rhinoceros.

Bimvennib created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimvennib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bimvennib, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bimvennib's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bimvennib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if six swans approach from the east.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.