Hivmipveen is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic dragonfly.

Hivmipveen created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivmipveen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hivmipveen, he will laugh at you.

Hivmipveen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hivmipveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never feed aubergines to squirrels while wearing dresses.

4. Never think about spacetime near geese while wearing gray boots and balancing seven carbon spheres on your arms.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near rats while wearing cyan stockings.