Cinbusyik is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise zebra.

Cinbusyik created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbusyik, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinbusyik, he will be very sad.

Cinbusyik's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cinbusyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat apples.