Genciptikgenpidgodyoksin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent gerbil.

Genciptikgenpidgodyoksin created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Genciptikgenpidgodyoksin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Genciptikgenpidgodyoksin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Genciptikgenpidgodyoksin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Genciptikgenpidgodyoksin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Genciptikgenpidgodyoksin.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Genciptikgenpidgodyoksin.

4. You must pray to Genciptikgenpidgodyoksin six times a day.

5. Fast once a month.