Quagtarpxucgil is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent centaur.

Quagtarpxucgil created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtarpxucgil, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quagtarpxucgil, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quagtarpxucgil's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Quagtarpxucgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Retreat if three goats approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat bark.