Mondapdin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish butterfly.

Mondapdin created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mondapdin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mondapdin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mondapdin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mondapdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.