Bugyogzan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful tapir.

Bugyogzan created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bugyogzan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bugyogzan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bugyogzan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bugyogzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bugyogzan.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Bugyogzan in the centre of the settlement.