Quartbidtit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful newt.

Quartbidtit created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quartbidtit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quartbidtit, it will strike you with lightening.

Quartbidtit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Quartbidtit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quartbidtit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.