Dobkanlim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome penguin.

Dobkanlim created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobkanlim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dobkanlim, it will come to you in dreams.

Dobkanlim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dobkanlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dobkanlim on top of all buildings.

3. Never skip near aardvarks.

4. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.