Hugfabmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, deceitful goose.

Hugfabmon created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hugfabmon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugfabmon, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hugfabmon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hugfabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never talk about spacetime near dogs while wearing indigo kilts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.