Narcadponnibnull is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, unthinking
mouse.
Narcadponnibnull created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narcadponnibnull, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Narcadponnibnull, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Narcadponnibnull's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Narcadponnibnull's Holy Commandments1. Never eat coconuts.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the north.