Sastafnil is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, able lion.

Sastafnil created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sastafnil, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sastafnil, he will turn you into a rat.

Sastafnil's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sastafnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sastafnil.

3. Run away from magenta aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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