Dogwannak Wadyattim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, idiotic gerbil.

Dogwannak Wadyattim created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dogwannak Wadyattim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dogwannak Wadyattim, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dogwannak Wadyattim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dogwannak Wadyattim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Dogwannak Wadyattim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Dogwannak Wadyattim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide from black turtles for they are unholy.
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