Mappidbopbellrut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing skunk.

Mappidbopbellrut created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mappidbopbellrut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mappidbopbellrut, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mappidbopbellrut's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mappidbopbellrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.