Mobfodkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing monkey.

Mobfodkim created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobfodkim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mobfodkim, it will manifest in front of you.

Mobfodkim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mobfodkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect your elders.