Libdagtab Wodkiktal is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying wasp.

Libdagtab Wodkiktal created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libdagtab Wodkiktal, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libdagtab Wodkiktal, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Libdagtab Wodkiktal's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Libdagtab Wodkiktal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the west.

3. Run away if nine ducks approach from the south.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing violet tights and balancing five aluminium spheres on your hands.

5. Never sing near gulls.