Kanstikrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, competent ferret.

Kanstikrutt created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Kanstikrutt, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kanstikrutt, she will curse you with boils.

Kanstikrutt's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Kanstikrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near pigs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Kanstikrutt loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.