Midmigjopsascanfutstigdag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind warg.

Midmigjopsascanfutstigdag created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midmigjopsascanfutstigdag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Midmigjopsascanfutstigdag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Midmigjopsascanfutstigdag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Midmigjopsascanfutstigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.