Taddibbonk Flamwipmat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Taddibbonk Flamwipmat created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Taddibbonk Flamwipmat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Taddibbonk Flamwipmat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Taddibbonk Flamwipmat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Taddibbonk Flamwipmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the south.

3. Worship no other gods but Taddibbonk Flamwipmat.

4. Do not take Taddibbonk Flamwipmat's name in vain.

5. Always obey Taddibbonk Flamwipmat's priests.