Femdonquat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable yak.

Femdonquat created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femdonquat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Femdonquat, it will turn you into a hamster.

Femdonquat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Femdonquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.