Faslipnar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent owl.

Faslipnar created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Faslipnar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Faslipnar, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Faslipnar's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Faslipnar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.