Komhoglarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, capable giraffe.

Komhoglarg created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komhoglarg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Komhoglarg, it will manifest in front of you.

Komhoglarg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Komhoglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must love Komhoglarg.

5. Always help sick great tits.