Vancamnad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating gorilla.

Vancamnad created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Vancamnad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vancamnad, it will turn you into a snail.

Vancamnad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vancamnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never wear fawn kilts.