Flam Lidgidhug Sighitbut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous otter.

Flam Lidgidhug Sighitbut created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flam Lidgidhug Sighitbut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flam Lidgidhug Sighitbut, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flam Lidgidhug Sighitbut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flam Lidgidhug Sighitbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.