Sagkabnill is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish raccoon.

Sagkabnill created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagkabnill, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sagkabnill, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sagkabnill's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sagkabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not keep eight doves in a large pit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.