Sinnarcab Jadlantig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless seal.

Sinnarcab Jadlantig created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnarcab Jadlantig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sinnarcab Jadlantig, it will strike you with lightening.

Sinnarcab Jadlantig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sinnarcab Jadlantig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.