Davgodfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, egotistical dolphin.

Davgodfed created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Davgodfed, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Davgodfed, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Davgodfed's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Davgodfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your face magenta.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.