Sigquammeg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish chinchilla.

Sigquammeg created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Sigquammeg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sigquammeg, she will turn you into a slug.

Sigquammeg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sigquammeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Worship no other gods but Sigquammeg.

5. Always stare at clouds.