Camflowrot Wigbogsit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, narcissistic mongoose.

Camflowrot Wigbogsit created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camflowrot Wigbogsit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Camflowrot Wigbogsit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Camflowrot Wigbogsit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Camflowrot Wigbogsit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured moths.