Shavhasyat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating fox.

Shavhasyat created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavhasyat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavhasyat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Shavhasyat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Shavhasyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven birds in a large pit.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.