Bidpitgub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, happy badger.

Bidpitgub created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bidpitgub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bidpitgub, it will not care at all.

Bidpitgub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bidpitgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Never feed peanuts to aardvarks while wearing shirts.

4. Always obey Bidpitgub's priests.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.