Gadcetbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring rhinoceros.

Gadcetbug created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadcetbug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gadcetbug, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gadcetbug's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gadcetbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never talk about fire.