Bopgovfly is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental gnu.

Bopgovfly created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgovfly, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bopgovfly, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bopgovfly's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bopgovfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Never think about optics near dogs while wearing green coats and balancing eight titanium spheres on your head.