Gepbestfas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful human.

Gepbestfas created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbestfas, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gepbestfas, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gepbestfas' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gepbestfas' Holy Commandments

1. Gepbestfas loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.