Paddogdub is a god.

He takes the form of a large, moody shrew.

Paddogdub created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Paddogdub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Paddogdub, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Paddogdub's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Paddogdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near birds while wearing brown skirts and balancing seven copper spheres on your hands.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. You must love Paddogdub.