Mipfemmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing fish.

Mipfemmin created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfemmin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mipfemmin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mipfemmin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mipfemmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed lemons to capybaras while wearing corsets.

3. Retreat if five snakes approach from the south.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.